A massive thank you to all our lovely audiences who attended our latest show, ‘Death by Fatal Murder’, directed by Mags Hutt.
This was another great success for QUADS - a truly hilarious evening and ‘an absolute treat’ to quote one of the audience members.
AUDITIONS for
No Sex Please, We’re British
23 and 25 June 2025, 7.00pm at Quarndon Village Hall
We’re now excitedly looking forward to our November show!
Just contact us to register your interest and/or find out more– if you are interested but can’t make the audition dates, don’t despair – just let us know and we’ll do our best to accommodate you!
We are delighted to invite you to audition for our production of “No Sex Please, We’re British” by Alistair Foot and Anthony Marriott
Show Dates:
Wednesday, 19 November 2025
Thursday, 20November 2025
Friday, 21 November 2025
Saturday, 22 November 2025
Technical/Dress rehearsals(Provisional):
Sunday 2, 9,16 November 2025 – Full run/Technical rehearsals
Monday, 17 November 2025 – Dress rehearsal
A Note from the Director
"I am really looking forward to directing
“No Sex Please We’re British”.
I want to retain the pace and humour of the original farce, which ran for so long in the West End, but I will try to be sensitive to modern attitudes and expectations.
All the Best
Paul (Makinson)
Synopsis/plot
Set in the vibrant 1970s, this delightful comedy brings us the story of Frances and her new husband, Peter, who works as a bank manager. When Frances innocently orders some Scandinavian glassware, she accidentally receives a shipment of Scandinavian adult films instead! What follows is a whirlwind of laughter as Frances, Peter, and the flustered chief cashier, Brian, try to manage the unexpected delivery and the quirky visitors offering their unique "services." Their lives get even more chaotic with Peter’s snobbish mother, a visiting bank inspector and a police superintendent all getting involved.It’s a wonderfully entertaining farce that’ll have you chuckling from start to finish!
Auditions will take place from 7 pm at Quarndon Village Hall on 23 and 25 June 2025. Please let us know if you can’t get there for 7pm so we can accommodate you.
Auditions are very informal,relaxed and friendly. We sit in a circle and the director will ask people to read parts from the script based on who is there and what they have expressed an interest in reading. Please let the director know on the night if you would like to read a particular part. Even better, let us know in advance.
Rehearsal Details
Rehearsals will start in late summer 2025. The schedule will be agreed once casting is complete. Rehearsals will be every week on Tuesday and Thursday evenings (7.30 – 9.30pm). Venues may vary but generally will be in the Quarndon Village Hall. There are likely to be additional rehearsals as we get close to opening night. There will also be Sunday rehearsals in the 3 weeks prior to opening night.
WhatsAppgroups
We’ll have 2 WhatsApp groups: one for cast and one for crew which will be set up after auditions are complete.
Production Team (so far)
Director:Paul Makinson
Assistant Director: Chloe Finneran
Useful link
YouTube video of amateur production: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6XvwGjgG18&t=103s